Thursday, August 2, 2007

27 to go: I Hate My Car / I Love My Car

I hate my car. This thing is a piece of junk. Where do I begin? The check engine light is on because there’s fluid in the engine. The power steering fluid is constantly leaking. As a result it takes all my strength just to turn the damn thing. And when I am turning the car literally sounds like the monster from this movie. The cd changer in the trunk swallowed up my 6 most beloved cd’s, and won’t play them or give them back. I can never use the radio because when I try to turn it on the rising antennae gets stuck half way through and makes the most annoying sound in the world. I always have to shove the antennae back in once it gets stuck. Even after three different febreeze products the POS still smells like ass. Actually the ass smell is probably my fault. There’s a lot more to it, but you get the picture right? Every car that’s been handed down to me all had at least 150k miles on it already and this one is approaching 220k, so I’m used to junk on wheels. With all that in mind, I’m proud to announce #9 on my list: GET A NEW CAR!!!


I love my car. Who knew you could love a material item as much as I love this thing. In fact, I just made love to my car yesterday. It was great. IS250 + nav, dark grey outside, light grey inside. I just saw the Transformers movie and found out that when you get a new car a really hot girl will make out with you. So all you hot young womenz out there in ladyland, don’t be surprised if I pull up next to you and start blasting this song. Woooooord.

6 comments:

Steven said...

very nice guy...now make sure you put your gold rims on your new lexus though. it'll be a shame not to.

enjoy your car while I heal the world with my carless life

Phimmy said...

once you come to your senses and realize that the world is beyond repair, i'll have some beautiful gold rims with your name on them.

my said...

hahah dang, even before i played the youtube i KNEW it was this song

phi said...

You still owe me a ride in ur new car mr.Pham

Phimmy said...

hey dude, any time. you just gotta get outta my dreams, and into my car. HA!

JohnnyHtml5 said...

You got to junk that car with a company like we buy junk cars orlando . Get the cash and buy something better.