Saturday, November 17, 2007

Phat Phimmy

Would you guys pay $7,000 for ripped looking abs? Of course I wouldn’t but at least it’s nice to know I have that option. I only bring up this article because it turns out that #22 on my list of 30 things to do before I turn 30 is to get a six-pack. If I workout regularly and eat healthy I’ll probably be well into my 40’s before I get rid of the spare tire around my waist so maybe I shouldn’t quickly dismiss this $7,000 option. Actually, my hamburger patty is so big they’d probably charge me double.

Take a good look at it folks. Take a good look at it in all it’s glory because this will be the last time you'll be able to see my booty do.

4 comments:

Helen said...

Congratulation! When is your due date? :)

ngockstar said...

that stomach etching's kinda gross. what happened to the simple days where boobs and nose were all you could change?

my said...

aha yoooouuuu liar. that's probably a pillow under there. or did you photoshop a picture of MY bagel.

Phimmy said...

i wonder what would be harder, losing the one keg or holding a pencil btn my moobs.