Thursday, September 18, 2008

(Not So) Pure Cleaners


Do not go to Pure Cleaners on the corner of White and Aborn (next to the Lee Sammich) for your dry cleaning! They lost my suit! It's been three weeks and still no sign of it. I'm starting to think the people running the place liked my suit so much that they decided to an cap it. Now I know exactly how Judge "Fancypants" Pearson feels. If I could I'd sue the pants off these guys too. Pants. Har. Unfortunately, their policy specifically states that in the event of a lost or damaged item, the cleaner will pay as much as 10 times the cost of the service. It costs $7 to clean a suit, so it'll only cost them $70 to take one from me. You guys should keep this in mind the next time you're at the cleaners.

5 comments:

John said...

lol

Joy said...

Is this the killer suit I helped u pick out? If so I'm sad

Phimmy said...

yeah, that's the one. i'm sad too. i guess it's time to go shopping again. i wonder what i could get for $70

mishael said...

you can get a handful of these:
http://www.amazon.com/SHOPZEUS-Tuxedo-T-shirt/dp/B000JFGGTK

Phimmy said...

HA! those are some snazzy shirts. although, shipping kills this deal.