Monday, January 5, 2009

20.5 Things to Do - #15 Divorce Toxic Friends

I remember the first time I met her like it was yesterday. It was Spring time in Los Angeles and Dwen and I were up late studying for finals. We decided to take a break and as we were hanging out in front of Sproul Hall that's when I saw her. She wore a white top with brown bottoms and was tall, skinny, and beautiful. I had seen her around campus all the time but I never wanted to hang out with her because I knew she was trouble. But there was something about her that I just couldn't resist. The year was 2000 and we've been hanging out on and off ever since.

Number 15 on my list is to divorce toxic friends. She's by far the most toxic thing in my life. She's been hard to divorce because I think in bits and pieces she's pretty harmless. However, if you're around her long enough then she can get you into some big trouble. My heart literally skips a beat when I'm with her and that's not a good thing.

Thanks to Dwen for introducing us and thanks to Chap for being our good mutual friend. Unfortunately she's more of a cancer than she is a friend and therefore I think it's time that we parted ways.

9.5 things done, 20.5 things to do. Until next time...

7 comments:

star said...

I enjoyed this entry. :)

Phimmy said...

oh good, im glad you did. i think you've met her a few times and I don't think you were too fond of her.

mishael said...

hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interestinggg

but i'm an idiot, i can't figure this out.

mishael said...

ahhhhh, i think i know now.

my said...

how did you divorce her? did you tell her "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...on the other side of the asteroid?" or something wittier slash lamer?

Phimmy said...

actually I flushed her down the toilet. I know it's not the nicest thing to do but I had to show her that I am master of my domain.

scott said...

Hey good for you man, I am about to do some detoxing myself. The list is a great idea!